Gagsmith (not really a proper trade, like a blacksmith) Scott Montgomery is back with another little joke book... and this time it's personable! Within these pages are five hundred swearword-free one-liners and puns for all ages.

Just invested in a dilapidated cow shed. It's a fixer udder.

Ever see 'Tin-Opener: The Movie'? What a twist! (That movie premiered at the Can Film Festival)

Met my sniper mates in the pub. Ended up doing shots.

Instructions for the use of this book: Open page. Read joke. Laugh. Repeat.