Harper didn't know what to expect for her summer vacation to England after her senior year of high school. But a one-stop destination to the Greek Dark Ages wasn't exactly what she had in mind. Paired with her time-traveling boyfriend Homer, an actual member of the Greek Dark Ages, she'll endeavor to find a way home before the Greeks invade. And according to her uncle, the small nation of Palikari has months, maybe weeks, before the Greeks Hellenize them and erase them from history. She's caught the eye of the village leader's son, Pandarus, who doesn't seem too keen on how close she is with Homer. She must find a way to flee the land and avoid an untimely wedding. And maybe ... just maybe, get back to the present with Homer intact.