Our lives are beset by people whose stupefying behavior sows discord and leaves chaos in their wake. They are disruptive and can even be dangerous. And while their misbehavior bedevils and befuddles others, they are as likely as anyone else to become their own victims. Just ask the Florida car burglar who accidentally shot himself with a pistol he had just stolen. A Field Guide to Dipsh*ts: The Ultimate Survival Guide is your indispensable resource for recognizing, dealing with, and protecting against these calamitous cretins. Featuring Dipsh*t Analytics, the Ten Laws of Dipsh*ttery, and packed with true cases - some funny, some shocking, and some outrageous - this book will both educate and entertain. Along the way, we'll check out some fascinating psychological theories and self-protection skills to ward off the dim-witted drama.